nicolas-px:

thelastasgaardian:

busket:

nicolas-px:

I’ve got a

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jra for my jitties

and some

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janties for my jussy

This has to stop.

Why are there pockets in the janties?

Obviously to hold my

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jondoms

klmposslble:

Hilary Duff announced to reprise her role as Lizzie McGuire in upcoming Disney+ series

coffeeobssession101:

hedylamar:

a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead

This is literally the greatest thing ever.

goruma:

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

chronicallycreeping:

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

on cats

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

insomniac-arrest:

pros of being made of liquid:

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get place

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reloxing

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armour

cons of being made of liquid:

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DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

aceluz:

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does